Sunday, February 2, 2014

Bacon is Nature's Canvas

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. This is undeniable proof of that fact. Nearly every cuisine in the world is lacking in the proper amounts of cured pork bellies. This is the start of correcting that great error. I can only hope that the Bacon Pita, Bacon Naan, and Moo Goo Gai Bacon are close behind.


You may as what is the proper amount of bacon? The answer is: All the bacon you can eat, plus one slice.
The sweetest words I've ever heard in a doctors office outside of "It's a boy" was when Dr. Patel told me that bacon was the perfect food. I still get teary eyed thinking about it.

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